完美杀人剧场 （近亲交配)
【字幕翻译/时间轴调整 大风 2016.5】
【注意：本字幕对应版本时长为01：38：21】
恩，我想绕花园一边走一边聊 Alright, I had planned on taking a walk around the garden
而且你可以欣赏湖景。 and showing you the lake.
真的，克莱夫，我不认为你能控制天气。 Really Clive, I don't expect you to control the weather.
-尽管如此，我们能充分利用它。 -的确。 - Still, we can make much of it. - Indeed.
让我们看看都准备了什么。 Let's just see what's been prepared.
-柠檬水。-太好了。 - Lemonade. - Marvelous.
-来一杯？-好的。 - Glass? - Please.
琼，你真得非常漂亮。 You really are quite beautiful, June.
克莱夫，你也很可爱。 And you really are quite a charmer, Clive.
柠檬水是我的伙计在今天早上刚榨出来的。 The lemons were freshly squeezed this morning by by my staff.
-真的？-没错。 - Really? - Yes.
-不好意思，威利斯先生？-怎么了，杰克？ - Excuse me, Mr. Willis? - Yes, Jack?
能给点柠檬水吗？ Can I get some of your lemonade, please?
不，你当然不能喝。 No, you certainly may not.
这样不对，杰克。回去干活。 It's become improper, Jack. Back to your chores.
不好意思，这有点粗鲁。 I'm sorry, This is very rude.
喔。 More.
是不是我把我的大屌放到你这女士的嘴里也很粗鲁？ Is it also improper for me to stick my cock in your good lady's mouth?
-杰克，你疯了吗？-是的。 - Jack, have you gone mad? - Yeah.
一小口，一小口，一小口。 One sip, one sip, one sip.
-我只是想要一小口柠檬水。-杰克，别！ - One sip of lemonade is all I wanted. - Jack! No!
操你的柠檬水。 Lemon fucking-ade.
一点也不给，是吗？ Few was't could ,was it?
一小口，一小口，一小口。 One sip, one sip, one sip.
太好了。 Could've been fine.
愚蠢的臭婊子。 Stupid fucking bitch.
欧，他们应当给他柠檬水的，哥们。 Oh, they should have given him a lemonade, man.
是，你注意看他们用斧头操那女的。 Yeah, you noticed they go the fucking madman with an axe.
哇，一会看他怎么处理尸体的。 Oh, wait and see what he does with the bodies.
太刺激了。 So fucked up.
嘿，伙计们，伙计们，别闹了。别说脏话。 Hey guys, guys, come on now, please. What did I say about swearing?
这很有意思的。 That it's funny.
把手机放下。现在把手机放下。 Just put the phone away. Put the phone away, now.
很好，谢谢。 Okay, well thanks.
杰夫，导航坏了。 Jeff, the SAT NAV is broken.
这玩意怎么了？ What's the matter with it?
它刚才说我们完全偏离了地图。 It just says we are completely off the map.
它没有升级更新？ Could it be isn't it updated or something?
怎么更新数据？ How do you date it?
把它接到电脑上。 Plug it into a laptop.
这有张交通地图，是坐标测量的。 Here, this is a trooper map, Coordinance Survey.
它们从来不说瞎话。 And they never lie.
就是这里，你看。摩特湖。 There you are, you see? Mortlake.
到头后右转，然后直行。 Right up the end of this road. Carry on.
-你确定，杰夫？ -不。 - Are we there yet, Jeff? - No.
我不明白你为何要骚扰她？ I don't know why you bother her?
她不会和你说话的。就像个哑巴。 She ain't going to talk. She like a mute or something.
-哇？什么反应？-不，不，这是说她会说话。 - Woah? What respect? - No, no, it means she gonna talk.
哇！不知道你也会说话，蒂姆。 Woah! Didn't know you could talk, Tim.
耶！省省吧。这让我头痛。 Yeah! Cut it out man. Giving me a headache back there.
我们不想听你的传奇故事，好吗。 We don't want your life story, man. Alright!
-噢！你个臭婊子！ -好了，你们做什么，嗯？ - Ow! You fucking bitch! - Well, what's going on, huh?
安静！ Calm down, please.
嘿，蒂姆…… Hey, Tim ..
-你手机里有毛片吗？-没有。问这干嘛？ - Got any sexy pics on your phone? - No, why?
没有？那么，你小弟怎么肿起来了？ Not? Well, you're a bump behind there?
-他总是这么流氓吗？-是的。 - Is he always such a prick? - Yeah.
噢，杰夫，我们可以抽烟吗？我想抽烟了，伙计。 Oi Jeff, can we smoke? I definitely need a smoke, mate.
-喂，杰夫。现在我们到哪里了？-不，笨蛋，我们TMD还没到! - Oi Jeff. Are we there yet? - No, twat, we're not fucking there yet!
对不起。 Sorry.
-我想是这里了，杰夫。是吗？-还得往前走。 - I think we're there, Jeff. Yeah. - Further up the road, I think.
这……这里。是，好了，向前，继续走。 Trust... trust. Yeah. Okay, further up. Keep going.
-真的？-是。 - Really? - Yeah.
好吧。为什么不是这里？ Okay. Why is it not on here?
“肮脏之洞”？这太醉人了。 "The Dirty Hole"? That's charming.
好了，摩特湖是北部最老的煤矿之一。 Well, Mortlake is one of the north's oldest coal towns.
我猜这名字是指矿洞。 I suspect the name probably refers to mining.
你喜欢，是不是？ You'll like that, yeah old Jeff?
房子应当在这里的。 The cottage should be straight up here.
恩，这里是真正的乡村，是吧？ Well, it's been certainly rustic, isn't it?
-乡村？-这就是个狗屎。 - Rustic? - This gonna be shit.
-你看到那了吗？-是的。 - Did you see that? - Yeah.
找另一个……距离200码。谁先看到有奖。 We have another ... another 200 yards. First one to see it gets a prize.
大伙下车。 Everybody out.
来吧，呼吸新鲜空气。 Come out and get some fresh air.
很漂亮，恩哼。 Wonderful, huh?
不，我周一才走的。我叫你别烦我。 No, I'm away till Monday. I called you not to tweet me.
是的。不，我不确定。耶，好吧，那么。只是…… Yeah. No, I can't decide. Yeah, alright, so. Just that ...
-德怀特，把电话给我。-什么？ - Dwight, phone please? - What?
我们来这里是为了体验另外一种生活方式 We haven't come all the way out here to look at another way of life
所以你不能光打电话聊天而错过它，或者 so you can miss it just cos you're chatting to late on the phone or
看下流图片，对吧？哼恩。手机给我。 or viewing dirty pics, have we? Hmm. Phone please.
不，有个白痴在打扰我。是的，好了。回见。 No, I'm getting licked from some idiot. Yeah, alright. Later.
好小伙。好了，大家的手机都拿过来。 Good lad. Okay. Same applies to everybody.
大家把手机放这包里，这样大伙就能好好欣赏风景了。 Just put your phones in the bag, so we can appreciate our environment.
-真TMD笑话。-好了，谢谢。 - A fucking joke. - Okay. Thank you.
很好。 Great!
-你在想什么？-我在想什么？- What are you thinking? - What am I thinking?
好吧，我想我呆在家里也比在这强，杰夫，真的。 Well, I think that I've stayed in better squats than this, Jeff, really.
不要用封面来判定一本书的好坏。 Don't judge a book by it's cover, hmm.
哇！ Wow!
-这是什么？-一个破房子。 - What's this? - A poor house.
该死的封面。该死的书。 Shit cover. Shit book.
我们需要打到保险盒在哪里。 We need to locate the fuse box, that's all.
嗯，这太怪异了。 Hmm. That's odd.
你害怕？你真的害怕？ Are you worried? Are you sure?
来吧。 Come on.
哇！捉到你了！ Whoa! Get English thing, all right!
-你在做什么？德怀特？停下来。-噢，我只是开个玩笑。 - What are you doing, Dwight? Stop it! - Oh, come on. I'm fucking joking around.
-不，这不是玩笑。你想滚蛋你可以开车…… - No, you're not joking. If you want you can open the car all the way in and ...
-停下。-噢，这是怎么了？ - Stop it. - Oh, what's it all about?
-她在开玩笑。-丹尼斯想当小丑？ - She was joking. - Dennis tried to poke ya?
-好了,继续。-太乱了。 - Alright, go on. - Chaotic, it is.
好，振作起来，伙计们。我们刚找到了一个旧锅炉。 Oh, come on guys. Cheer up. We just got the old boiler going.
我知道这房子摇摇欲坠，并且都是尘土。 I know it's a little bit ramshackled and a little bit dusty.
但我们不是来度假的，是不是？重点是： We are not here on holiday, are we? This is the point.
我们是一个团队。齐心协力，就如一人。 Work together as a team. Pull together, as one.
我们开始一起清理这里，怎么样？ And we can start by clearing this place up together. How about that?
好，我不想睡在杰夫的破房子里，这就是个狗窝。 Yeah, I'm not sleeping in this Jeff mate, it's a fucking shithole.
是，严肃点，我错过精彩的部分了吗？ Yeah, seriously. Am I missing the tip?
是，好吧。我知道这地方是个狗窝，伙计们，但我们已经在里了。 Yeah, okay. I know it is a bit of a shithole, guys, but we are in now.
因此，我们得作为一个团队一起更好地合作。 So we better get working together as a team.
并且一个好的团队是一起努力,努力。 And a good team that works together hard, plays hard.
清理完后大家一起去酒吧。 Get all cleaned up and go down to the pub.
好，咱俩去外面一会。请，凯特，来吧。 Yeah, can we wait outside. Please, Kate, come.
杰夫，你的问题是什么？我只是笑了一下。 Jeff, what is your problem? I was just having a laugh.
你觉得带这些孩子去酒吧合适吗？ Do you think it is wise taking these kids to a pub?
我是说，他们中有人酗酒。现在，德怀特就是个麻烦。 I mean, some of them have had alcohol issues. Now, Dwight would be a problem.
我不会让他们喝醉的。 I wasn't going to get them pissed in giving message.
我只是试着激励他们，给点欢乐，给点乐趣。 I was just trying to motivate them and have a bit of a laugh. Have a bit of fun.
杰夫，我们是社会工作者，我们不是他们的父母。 Jeff, we are care-workers, we're not their parents.
为什么你总是一直让你自己疏远大家？ Why do you always insist on alienating yourself?
-疏远？-是的，疏远。 - Alienate? - Yes, alienate.
你认为我在疏远大伙 You think I'm alienating people just
只是因为我在强调规矩，是吗？ because I'm trying to impose a few rules, huh?
看，你又来了。规矩。规矩是用来打破的。 See, there you go again. Rules. Rules are meant to be broken.
这些孩子们沉重是因为他们被规矩压迫，杰夫。 These kids are heavy because they bite rules, Jeff.
为什么不冷静下来，找一点乐子，找个像我这样的荡妇。 Why don't just chill out, have some fun and call me about a slut like I did.
-说完了？-是的。我说完了。多谢。 - Finished? - Yeah. I'm finished actually. Thank you.
很好。 Good.
看这些东西。看起来有年头了。这是什么？ Look at this stuff. Like it's been here for years. What is it?
我们正好要这个。 We need this thing along.
耶，我是不会走到门那的。他妈的。 Yeah, no I'm not walking down to the door. Hey fuck that.
天哪！ Gosh!
这里或许有一些值钱的东西。 Think there's something valuable in this one as well.
值钱的，你说？ Valuable, you say?
-是的，我想有的。-好吧。 - Yeah, I think so. - Alright.
谢谢你。 Thank you chief.
好，大家做得很好。这是非常，非常实在的成就。 Yeah, well done, guys. This is a very, very real achievement.
我想这证明了我们， I think what this proves is that we,
我们是一个团队，来自不同背景和不同…… we as a group from different backgrounds with different...
-说重点！-谢谢你，德怀特。 - Come to a point! - Thank you, Dwight.
来自不同背景和不同问题。 From different backgrounds with different problems,
当我们做为一个团队一起合作，看我们能真正起到有效的改变。 when we work together as a group, see we can really affect change.
不是真正反映去们每一个人彼此…… Not really reflects well on each and everyone of you.
你们可能不知，但你们要学会把消极转变成积极。 You may not know, but what you learn to do is turn your negatives into positives.
那会伴随着你的一生。随着年龄增长和风暴…… Let's go stay with you for the rest of your lives. As you get older and storm ...
疏远。 Alienating.
好了，大家过来，高兴起来。 Alright. Come on everyone. Cheer up.
大伙走着去酒吧，我都能看到它的牌子。我们都开了一天车了。 Let's walk to the pub, can I see his name. We've been driving all day.
-他在尿尿。-闭嘴，德怀特。 - He's taking a piss. - Less of the lip, Dwight.
-看到我的骰子了吗？-你的什么？ - Find any of my craps in it, what it is? - Your what?
-我的骰子。-我叫你带双合适的鞋的，赛伯。 - My craps. - I told you to bring some proper shoes, Zeb.
你说的合适是什么？你知道怎么叫合适？这在英国都买不到。 What do you mean proper? Do you know proper? Can't get even in the UK.
-时髦？-我花了20英镑，凯特。 - Hip? - Put you in 20 crib, Kate.
他们那肯定有你想抢的东西，哥们。 They must have something you can rob, man.
是的，我同意。 Yeah, agree.
昨晚我让一个姑娘高潮。她都喷出来了。 I gave some girl an orgasm last night. She only puff inside and out.
-看那木头房子。-那是什么？ - Okay now. Go all out wood. - What about it?
恩，如果我放把火，然后立刻就跑，怎么样？ Well, if I set fire in it. Go off in seconds, huh?
肮脏之洞。 The dirty hole.
快点，伙计们。 Until one, guys.
来吧。我们进去。就是这里。 Come on. In we go. That's it.
-德怀特，别乱来。-好的，我会的。 - Dwight, please behave, please. - Yeah, yes I will.
大家好。 Hi there.
-晚上好。-晚上好。 - Good evening. - Good evening.
你们三个，走开。去那边。给我们的客人让个座。 You three, move. Get on to the back bar. Give guests who might sit down.
走开。 Move.
-来这里。-谢谢。 - There you go. - Thank you.
谢谢。王后酒吧。 Thanks. Queen Pub.
在我的时代，我也这么叫它，不过这个是新的。 I've had it called a few things in my time, but that's a new one.
1582年建成。过去是一个妇女中途休息站。 1582 these were built. Used to be a stop-off road aye women.
这些墙来自苏美乐地区。 These walls lives in Sumesides.
我打赌它们是的。很神奇。 I bet they are.Quite amazing.
很可爱。 Lovely.
好了，我去拿菜单。 Right, I'll get the menu, then.
恩，谁要喝点？ Right, who wants to drink?
-一个。-是，我也要一个。 - One. - Yeah, I'll have one of that, please.
-两个可乐。萨姆？-可乐。 - Two Cokes. Sam? - Coke.
-蒂姆？-好，我也要可乐。谢谢，凯特。 - Tim? - Yeah, I'll have a coke. Thanks, Kate.
很好，你们想要什么？ Now well, what are you up to?
恩，事实上，我想要一些热食。 Well, I could do with some hot food, actually.
-你看招牌了吗？-是，是的，热食招牌。 - Did you see the sign? - Yes, yes, the hot food sign.
不，招牌上写着“没有食物”，没有“热食”。 No. Sign says "not food", not "hot food".
-也没有食物。-好吧。 - Not food either. - Right.
-我们不是为了赚钱。-嗯啊。 - We don't get it for that crown. - Umm.
我们没有花哨的食物。我们有煎肉皮。 We don't have fun delight food. We got scrunchions.
噢，是吗。好吧，那就来两包煎肉皮。谢谢。 Oh, yes. Well, two bags of scrunchions then. Thank you.
-我饿了。-是的，我也饿了。 - I'm starving. - Well, I'm starving too.
-好了？-酒吧特色。煎猪肉皮。 - Well? - Pub's special. Pork scrunchions.
我很担心，这有两种。带毛的，还有臭味的。 I am afraid but there are two types. Hairy and smelly.
-杰夫，这不好笑。-好吧，凯特。入乡随俗。 - Jeff, that's not funny. - It's alright, Kate. Go with the flow.
营地有充足的食物。只是我们还得走回去。 Plenty of food back at the cottage. Just gonna have to head off just without me.
恩，恩。这就是他们的奖励。 Uhm mm. So much for their reward, then.
-我操！看这里!-太恶心了。 - Fuck me! Look at that! - How disgusting.
家庭自制的。老婆做汤。本地特产。 Home made there. Wife makes soup. Specialty.
是。味道很好。 Yeah. Taste great.
那么，孩子们想点喝什么？ So then, what can I get you kids to drink?
请来六杯可乐。 Six cokes, please.
没有可乐，女士。从来没有……恩，打我有记忆起就没有。 Don't sell coke, Miss. Not since... Well, as long as I can remember.
-我可以给你们柠檬水。-该死的柠檬水。 - I can make you a lemonade. - Fucking lemonade.
-那就六杯柠檬水。-好，稍等，我立刻给你做。 - Six lemonades then, please. - Right. One minute. I'll make a batch now.
-谢谢。-非常感谢。 - Lovely, thank you. - Thanks so much.
他妈的柠檬水。 Lemon fucking-nade.
他们都有问题。牛仔。 They are all wrong. Denim.
-噢，哥们。你很勇敢。-操他的牛仔。 - Oh mate. You are great. - Fucking denim.
德怀特…… Dwight ...
来了，非常新鲜。 Here we are. Nice and fresh.
谢谢。这些要多少钱？ Thank you. How much do I owe you for that?
哦，不要钱。店家免费。 Oh no charge. Hoops on the house.
非常感谢。你对我们太好了。 Thank you very much. That's very kind of you.
你们是路过的？ You are just passing through, eh?
不，我们得呆到周未。我们带孩子来做项目，所以…… No, we staying for the weekend. We are doing our project with the kids, so ...
最近的旅馆和露营地最少离这有40英里远。我都不去那。 Nearest hostel and camping in Thirsk is a good 40 mile away. My, don't go there.
不，我们在鸦木屋。噢，你还好吗？ No, we staying at Ravenswood Cottage. Oop, you alright?
不要恐慌。那是空的。 Don't panic. It was empty.
鸦木屋？我不知道人还能在那呆着。 Ravenswood? I didn't know that folks staying over there.
那地方听说已经被废弃了，现在开放了？ It thought it's about condemned, now spunk.
那情况是很糟糕，不过我们已经清理过了。 It was a bad of state but we've tidied it all up.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
我今晚是怎么了？那么，现在清理干净了，是吗？ What is wrong with me tonight? So, clean now, isn't it?
是的，的确如此。它现在很舒适，很好。 Yeah, it is actually. It's quite cozy. It's nice.
好。好。非常好。 Nice. Nice. Very nice.
谢谢你。 Thank you.
尘土飞扬。干杯。 Bit dusty. Cheers.
他妈的是什么，杰夫？ What the fuck was that, Jeff?
开始吧。 Here we go.
开始了，今晚。 Here we go, tonight.
好了，各位，我提议干杯。 Okay, everybody, I want to propose a toast.
为美好的周未和精彩的未来。 To a lovely weekend and a brilliant future.
干杯，各位。干杯。 Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
-你还好吗？-没事，我觉得他有点老。 - Are you alright? - Yeah, I think he is slightly senile.
-喝起来像尿！-德怀特…… - It tastes like piss! - Dwight...
哦……明天晚上不来了。 Or ... there won't be tomorrow night.
尿也比这好喝。 The piss is pretty little bad.
嘿，嘿，你干什么？把这拿回去，你个笨蛋。 Hey, hey, what are you doing? Take it to the back, you dumb-head!
别介意，女士。 Go out lady.
-真的柠檬。你有纸巾吗？ - Real lemon. - Have you got a tissue?
真正的柠檬。 Real lemons.
伙计，你应该阻止它。 Guys, will you stop it.
你好。 Hello.
你是谁？ Who are you?
你是城里来的？ You from city?
你很可爱。 You're pretty.
你叫什么？ What is your name?
你喜欢胡萝卜吗？你要去哪里？ Do you like carrots? Where are you going?
-孩子！出去！快出去！-什么？ - Boy! Get out! Go on. Out! - What?
你不是这里的客人。 You are not a guests in here.
你还好吗，亲爱的？他不是恶意的，真的。 You alright, love? He's harmless, really.
没见过生人。太兴奋了，仅此而已。 Don't get many new faces. Excited, that's all.
他是，是的，他是有爱心的，不是好斗的。 He whatever, yeah, he a lover not a fighter.
很高兴听你这么说。 Good to hear.
另外，我再提醒一句。 Why, just a word of warning, though.
这附近的人对陌生人不太友好。 There's someone around these parts that care nought for strangers.
但只要你们安分守己，每个人都是友好的，你们懂的。 But just as long as you keep to yourselves, everyone is very friendly, you know.
只要你们说是“肮脏之洞”的吉姆的朋友就行，他们都认得我。 Just say you're friends of Jim of Dirty Hole, they all know me.
-那太好了，谢谢，吉姆。-多谢。 - That's correct, thanks Jim. - Thank you.
-萨姆，你怎么样了？-还好。 - Sam, are you okay? - Alright. So?
我们住的地方以前是一个劳教农场，主要针对有问题的人。 The cottage we were staying in was a working farm for people with problems.
这地方最大的问题是远离社会。 Place where the troubled could recuperate away from society.
在70年代，这里所有的都被关闭了。 They shut all these kind of places down in the 1970s.
都是什么样的问题呢？ What kind of problems?
大部分是有残疾的人。他们也收容精神病人。 People with disability issues mostly. They also took on the mentally ill.
-都在一个屋子里。-真的？ - All under one roof. - Really?
是的，现在看是非常不人道的，我知道。不过在那时却是很常见。 Yeah, very unPC now, I know, but was the norm back then.
掩饰问题。 Hide the problem people away.
-太可怕了。 -是的。 - That's terrible. - Yeah.
是的，太可怕了。 Yeah, that's terrible.
那么，你烧过的最大的东西是什么？ So what's the biggest thing you ever burned?
啊哈，我的学校。 Uhh, my school.
我的天哪。 Oh my God.
不，它是空的。我没有杀死任何人。 No, it was empty. I didn't kill anyone or anything.
酷。 Cool.
你为什么这么做？如果你不介意我问的话？ Why did you do it? If you don't mind me asking?
不，那天早上太冷了。 No, it's cold that morning.
我感到烦躁。操他妈的。 I was bored. Fucking shit town.
去他的愿景。老师说得那些都是些垃圾。 Shit prospects. Teachers who didn't give a toss.
我是说，你和其它孩子坐在一起……都是一些 他妈的白痴孩子。 I mean you sit there with all the other kids ... all the fucking dickhead kids.
象德怀特？ Like Dwight?
是的，就是象德怀特这种。 Yeah, exactly like Dwight.
我的意思是，坐在那里，听他们教训。 I mean, sit there and let them run the class.
不，我是说，没有人能学到东西。整个系统就是他妈的一个笑话。 No, I mean, no one learned anything. The whole system was a fucking joke.
-所以……-咔……嘣。 - So... - Ka-boom.
是的，你说得对。咔……嘣。我烧了那个该死的系统。 Yeah, exactly. Ka-boom. I burned the fucking system.
亲爱的，你睡好了吗？ Did you sleep alright, darling?
-要加糖吗？-好的。 - Want some sugar? - Yeah, please.
我他妈的没有碰你的东西，小子。 I didn't fucking touch your stuff, dude.
操你个胡说，德怀特。我知道是你做的。 Fucking liar, Dwight. I know you did.
怎么了，小伙子们？ - What's going on, boys?
嘿，我饿了。凯特。早点是什么？ Hey, I'm starving.Kate. What's for breakfast?
蒂姆，你还好吗？ Tim, you okay?
我离开时东西都是放得井井有条的，所以我知道你用过他们了，是不是？ I leave my things in order. That's why I know you used them, right?
笨蛋才在今天早上拿他的OCD药丸，对不？ Twat didn't take his OCD pills this morning, did he?
-操你德怀特。-耶！ - Fuck you Dwight. - Yeah!
你他妈的想干什么，你是笨蛋吗？ What the fuck you gonna do, you mug?
德怀特！现在你想要什么早餐？ Dwight! Now do you want some breakfast?
我要香肠。看我就象一个香肠。在这你要不要一个？ I want a sausage. See I like a sausage. Do you have one in here?
小子，你是在说香肠，还是在说你的鸡鸡？ Dude, are you talking about a sausage, or are you talking about your cock?
我是这么认为的。 I thought so.
-早上好，早上好。-早上好。 - Morning, morning. - Morning.
七点半，我们全部出去。今天是个好天。 Half past seven, we ought to get going. It is a beautiful day.
哦，我们正在吃早餐。 Oh, we're just having some breakfast. So Joey Beans.
-哦，我以为你已经做完了。-不，刚才在聊天。 - Oh, I thought you'd be done by now. - No, just chatting.
健康和安全，我都关注。 Health and safety, I'm afraid.
恩，如果这样，我不想穿这。 Well, if it's that, I not wearing one of these.
这穿起来象是捡垃圾的人。 It got me out look like a fucking bin man.
-这大号的给你。-我要小号。 - Here's a large one for you. - A small, please.
谢谢，杰夫。-蒂姆！拿着！这给你。 - Thanks, Jeff. - Tim! Catch! There you go.
好了，我也来一件。那么，十分钟后出发。 Good. And one for me. So, ETD ten minutes?
我好了。 I Roger that.
-我们会准备的。-很好。我会……更好。 - We'll be ready. - Good. I'll be ... just great.
加油，别掉队。 Come on. Don't struggle.
晨跑。让我们看那米尔顿 凯恩斯的灯光。Early run. Let's get these lights by to Milton Keynes.
-太美妙了。-绝对的。 - Absolutely beautiful. - It depends.
-大哥，还有多远？-烦人，没吃饭吗？ - Man, how much further? - Boring, ain't got food, does it?
是的，兄弟。 Yeah, bro.
你做什么，恩？ What do you do, huh?
等会！ Wait up!
-那么，你来这做什么？-关你什么事？ - So, what are you doing here, anyway? - What's it to you?
不，我只是说说。 No, I was just saying.
-不，我在找一个男孩。-用枪？ - No, looking out for a boy. - Using a gun?
我们兄弟关系很好，你知道。彼此守望。 Our boys are close you know. Looking out for each other.
如果我的兄弟手里有枪，我会把那个家伙干掉。 If someones having a gun at my mate, I'm going to cap that fucker.
呯！ Bang!
火车！哈利路亚。 Trains! Halleluiah.
终于到了，加油！ Nuso arivay. Come on!
战胜自我。就是这样。 Overcome one-selves. That's it.
好的。 Okay.
好运。 Good luck.
看那些涂鸦。太漂亮了。 Look at the graffiti on that. It's really nice.
噢耶。他们是怎么把这些搞到这里来的。 Oh yeah. How did they get all these down here anyway?
好漂亮啊。 One sweet thing.
-就是这里。-这些都是丢弃的？ - That's it. - What thing is going to die?
不是吧，应该是回收的。 Not really, it's recycling.
就是这里了。这是一个社区服务游戏 That's it. It's a community service game
设计目的是筹集资金，同时掌握必要技能 designed to generate funds while it turns on central skills
来适应当今的社会。 needed for today's society.
那怎么做？ To do what?
只要找出有价值的东西 It just means astricting anything of value that is left
把它分离出来就行。 and forking on basically.
就是这样。 Exactly.
-那为什么你没说？-就这样。 - And why didn't you say that? - Exactly.
小心荨麻，赛伯。 Mind the nettles, Zeb.
-蒂姆，出来！-蒂姆，从那出来。 - Tim, get out! - Tim, out of there, please.
赛伯，过来。德怀特，拿着这手推车。 Zeb, come on. Dwight, get the barrow.
快点！快，快！ Come on! Chomp, chomp!
来，拿着这个。这是个梯子，还有个梯子。 Come on. Here you go. Here's a ladder, right. Here's another one.
好了，这有个工具箱。 Right, there's a toolbox.
好，你拿到了吗？好的。 Okay, you got that? Right.
-你看这些？-好了，这是德怀特的。 - You see this? - Right, it's Dwight's.
-噢，这是独轮车，赛伯！-小心点，小心。 - Ooh, the wheelbarrow, Zeb! - Be careful! Careful.
-等我们一下！-我们是不是得留个条？ - Just wait for us! - Maybe we should leave a note?
恩，好吧，这里的人应当会帮我们的。 Yeah, well maybe someone should be here to help us.
什么，你安排人过来帮我们了？ What, did you arrange for somebody to come and help us?
是，我当然安排了人来帮我们。 Yeah, of course I arranged for someone to come and help us.
他们在哪里？ Where are they?
我不知道。 I don't know.
好吧。我们不能一声不吭就把这东西拿走。 Well, we can't take those without telling someone.
恩，也许我们可以留个纸条。 Well, maybe we should give a note.
铜、 铝、 黄铜、 锌、 电磁阀。 Copper, aluminum, brass, zinc, solenoids.
你会很惊讶我们要去找的宝贝…… You are amazed what treasures we gonna ...
是的，不过杰夫，我们怎么区分什么是什么？ Yeah, but Jeff, how are we supposed to know what is what?
因为我这有个清单。我们要分成两个小队。 Because I've got a checklist here and I'm going to split into two teams.
好了，A队，你，萨姆，和我。 Okay A-Team, it's you, Sam, and me
然后，赛伯，德怀特和杰夫是B队。 and Zeb, Dwight and Jeff in the B team.
哪一队取得有价值的材料最多就算赢了。 The team to get the most valuable material wins.
-赢得什么奖品？-噢，没有奖品，赛伯。 - Win what? - Well there was no prize, Zeb.
-那有什么意思？-获得成就感。 - What's the point then? - Prize is sense of achievement.
好吧，A队赢奖20英镑。 Okay, twenty quid the A team wins.
噢，加油，杰夫。你在等什么？ - Oh, come on, Jeffry. What you waiting for?
放下你的钱，它们不会丢。 Put your money, they ain't gonna loose.
好，为什么不出点血呢？ All right. Why the bloody hell not?
你说得对，再加5英镑，来吧孩子们。 You're on. High five. Come on kid.
听着，伙计们。我只想说一句 Listen guys, I just wanted to say that
还有什么话要同我说的，现在就说，如果没有 if you have anything to chat to me about anything, I'm there you know , if not
那我们就不要浪费时间了，不过， we don't spend that much time on our own, but,
恩，我只是想告诉你们 yeah, I just wanted you to know that.
不只是来找铜，你知道的，这个周未， It's not just about finding copper, you know, this weekend,
只是来找点乐趣，并且…… it's about just having a bit of fun, and ...
-是的，谢谢凯特。-恩。 - Yeah. Cheers Kate. - Yeah.
-那我呢？-你……很漂亮。 - Am I? - You are ... beautiful.
好，好了，在这里找一个，然后就开始吧。 Right. Well, kind of take a look in there, so let's just start.
我不知道，我是说，我想这些都马克三型，你知道 I don't know, I mean, I think these are Mark IIIs, you know and
最好是去找铜，其它都没什么。 pretty sure the copper's back in there. Nothing much is down there.
-恩，铜最好？-是，铜比较贵。 - Yeah, is copper good? - Yeah, copper's worth much.
-是吗？-是的。 - Is it? - Yeah.
我们去吧。 Let's go on out there.
-你TMD想干什么？对不起，杰夫。 - What the fuck you think you're doing? - Sorry, Jeff.
现在停止破坏去回收东西，这是不同的。 Now stop vandalizing and salvage! There is a difference.
我们怎么去找我们需要的东西？这就是个狗屁。 How are we going to find anything we need? This is a shit hole.
什么？ What?
看这个地方。 Look at the place.
我们根本就不想去做，我就是这么想的。 We're not actually going to do it, that's what I want.
-去你的。-好。 - Fuck that, man. - Yeah.
操，让我们来操它吧。 Fuck it. Let's just fuck it up.
-来吧，赛伯！-我操！ - Come on Zeb! - Fuck it!
来吧，来吧，来吧！ Come on, come on, come on!
噢，耶。我操，宝贝。 Oh yeah. Fuck it up, babe.
-起来！-噢，狗屎。 - Get up! - Oh shit!
-好。先来哪个？-恩，我来这个吧。 - Right. Which one first? - Ehh, then I'll do this one, huh?
-这是马克二型，我想这里有不少铜。 - It's a Mark II, and I think these have got copper to it.
好了，好了，你怎么知道这是马克二型？ Okay, okay, how do you know it's a Mark II?
-恩，那不写着的吗？-这里右边也写着。 - Well, it says there, isn't it? - Right from there also have.
我都没注意到。 I do not know it.
-准备好了吗？-好了。 - Is the lines okay? - Yeah.
快，快。 Chop! Chop!
你自己看着点，蒂姆。 Watch yourself on this, Tim.
没问题，好了。那是杰夫的20英镑。 Alright. Okay. That was Jeff's twenty quid.
你准备好了吗？加油。凯特，帮我把工具箱递过来。 Are you alright? Go on. Are you willing to pick up the toolbox, Kate?
给你。 Here you go.
-好了，好了，我去休息一下。-好的。 - Yeah, yeah, I just gotta find cups. - Okay.
那是什么？ What is that?
-够臭的。-来这边。 - Stink center. - Come here.
喂？ Hello?
噢，电线。快点搞定。 Oh, wicked. Knock it out.
不错，这有个电器盒。我操。 Oh well, that is lead in there. Fucking Jesus.
嘿，我从你这找到了铜线。 Hey, I got copper cable for you there.
杰夫？ Jeff?
喂？谁在这里？ Hello? Who's there?
伙计！，伙计！我求你了，你们是怎么想的？ Guys! Guys! Please, what are you thinking?
冷静，冷静。 Chill out, please. Just calm down.
你要知道，你不能一整天的都在搞破坏。好吗？ You know, you can't just smash things up all day long. alright.
为什么？ Why?
我相信，如果你们再这样继续下去，我会说你们将毁了这个周未。 I believe if you continue, I'll say you screwed up the weekend.
这是个坐牢的好机会。 There's a good chance you'll go to jail.
恩，如果杰夫的单位说那是谎言呢。 Well , bull if Jeff's unit say that.
好，你说得好。我也许不会这么做。 Well, you're right then. I'll probably wouldn't.
只要你们听话，好吗？ Just toe the line, alright?
哟，萨姆。来这儿。 Yo, Sam. Come here.
什么？ What?
-那不是我干的。-我没说是你干的。 - It wasn't me. - I didn't say it was.
-不想去看那是什么吗？-好吧。 - Do not want to go find out what it is? - Yeah.
你认为那是什么？ What do you think it is?
草很容易烧起来。它是油基的。快点。 The grass burns easy. It's oil based. Come on!
蒂姆？ Tim?
萨姆？ Sam?
-那是啥？-我不知道。 - What is it? - I don't know.
靠！是个动物。 Fuck! It's an animal!
那些病态的混蛋 ！萨姆，我去把那头放了。 Those sick bastards! Sam, I'm going to free this one.
来吧，伙计。这很好。来吧，伙计。 Come on, man. It's alright. Come on, man.
快跑！快跑. Go ahead! Go ahead.
继续孩子。 Go on kid.
-这就是我们的成就感。-是。 - That's our sense of achievement. - Yeah.
我操！ Oh fuck!
凯特！ Kate!
你好，小可爱。 Hello pretty.
一天中的五分之一，把它给我，女孩。 Time for one of your five a day. Give it to me, girl.
别害怕，姑娘。我们把这个给你男朋友。 Don't worry, girl. We've got this for your boyfriend.
现在让他走。现在！ Let him go now. Now!
让他走。 Let him go.
-蒂姆！去找杰夫！-杰夫！ - Tim! Get Jeff! - Jeff!
你想对我们做什么？变态！ What are you doing to us? Freak!
-这里怎么了？-他攻击蒂姆和萨姆。 - What is going on? - He was attacking Tim and Sam.
-放开我，你这个杂种！-闭嘴！ - Let me go, you fucking twat! - Shut up!
好了，好了。让他走。 Alright. Alright. Let him go.
有人能告诉我这是怎么发生的吗？ Can someone mind telling me what's going on here?
这些变态的混蛋。他们……一来就用这方式…… These sick bastards. They ... come in a manner of ...
他袭击萨姆，所以我用铁锹打他。 It was assaulting Sam, So I hit him with a spade.
他两次招惹我！ He's smoking at me twice!
嘿，你！闭嘴！ Hey you! Be quiet!
也许他只是缺少…… Maybe he's only lacking ...
他活活烧死动物。 And he was burning live animals as well.
-烧动物？-是，他们是变态。 - Burning animals? - Yeah, they're all sick.
那是我的工具。 Those are my fucking tools.
告诉我你是怎么从这拿到的。 Ask me how it must have gotten there.
-好。它们是你的工具，恩。-恩。 - Alright. They're your tools, huh. - Hmm.
你拿着……你已经拿到了，好了。 You have a ... so you have them, alright.
快走。我们让你走。我们让开，快走。 There you go. We obey you. We back off. Just go!
你们要是再来骚扰这些孩子，我会让你们血淋淋的…… If you come any one of them kids again with so much as a bloody runner bean ...
我向上帝发誓，我会让你出血的。 I swear to God I will bloody do you.
是她自找的。 She wants it all.
带着你的工具滚开，我警告你。 Take your tools and piss off okay, and I'm warning you.
噢，我的工具会用在她的屁股上。 Ooh, my tools gonna be up her arse.
直到它的尽头。 Right up to its brouts.
出去！ 走开。 去吧 ！操你肮脏的混蛋。 Get out! Go away. Go! Fuck up you filthy bastards.
快滚，滚开！ Go on. Get out!
快出去！要不我敲碎你他妈的头骨！ Just get out! Before I knock your fucking skull off!
我靠！杰夫！你还好吗？我的天哪。 Shit! Jeff! Are you okay? Oh God.
我还好，还好。噢，上帝！ It's okay, I'm fine. Oh, Jesus!
这没事。这会没事的。 It's alright. It's okay.
不，赛伯！带大家离开这里。 No, Zeb! Get us off the field!
我们需要打电话叫救护车，杰夫。你的电话在哪里？ We need phone an ambulance, Jeff. Where's your phone?
它们在房子里。 They're at the house.
蒂姆，给我止血带，绳子或背带。 Timmy, give me a tourniquet, a rope or a belt.
我们不能放弃。快！ We can't give up. Quick!
就这样，按住它。 That's right. Hold the cut.
-好了，好了。-操！ - It's okay, it's okay. - Fuck!
我们需要帮助！ We need some help!
别走！ Stop!
德怀特！去找些东西来。 Dwight! Go and find something.
我们得带他下山。快！ We need to take him down the hill. Quick!
让我告诉你，命运已将临…… Let me tell thee all, the fate that did befall...
嘿拜，嘿拜，长大。 Hey by, hey by grown.
当外人要来到，想要去占领…… When outsiders came and tried to stake a claim ...
嘿拜，嘿拜，长大。 Hey by, hey by grown.
下面要注意，他们想要去…… Next thing got the note, they want to go...
嘿拜，嘿拜，长大。 Hey by, hey by grown.
所以我们撕下老爸的衬衣，砍断他的腿…… So we pulled down father's jacks and chop off all his legs...
谁能帮忙叫个救护车！ Somebody please call an ambulance!
洛克伍德先生，求你帮忙叫个救护车！ Mr. Lockwood, please, please call an ambulance!
血腥的诺拉。 Bloody nora.
布伦丹，快点。带他进厨房，把他放到桌子上。 Brendan, get this on. Get him in the kitchen, put him on the table.
不，不，我们需要电话。他需要救护车。 No, no we need a phone. He needs an ambulance.
他失血过多，求你了，他基本上…… He's losing most of the blood, please. Basically he's ...
这样没错。在救护车到达之前，让他能够舒服一点。 It's all right love. Let's get him comfortable till ambulance arrives.
村路最少得有40英里。车子最少要一小时才能到。 That's a good forty miles of country roads. It will be at least an hour.
我们等不了一小时。他失血过多。 We can't wait an hour. He's lost too much blood.
就得花这么长时间。 That's how long it takes.
杰夫。 Jeff.
杰夫！ Jeff!
-好。小心点。-蒂姆，帮我抬着他的腿。 - Okay. Be careful with him. - Tim, help me with his legs.
-对不起，伙计。-这会教育我们。 - Sorry mate. - That's gonna teach us
-怎么回事？-那些后生在这里袭击我们！ - What happened? - Those lads attacked us in there!
-什么后生？-是本地的。然后他们跑掉了。 - What lads? - It's locals. And the way he threw out.
-他们做了什么？-是我和萨姆。我们中的两个。 - What did they do to want us threw out? - It's only me and Sam, making two of us.
-他们火烧动物。-然后他们袭击你？ - They were burning animals. - And they attacked you say?
-他妈的近亲杂交的傻逼们引起的。-嘿！这周围的人不全是傻逼。 - Fucking inbred cunts started it. - Hey! But not all cunts from around here.
他快要死了，求你了！ The man is dying, please!
我们为什么不叫警察，你没看到吗？ Why don't we call the police, don't you see?
-好，威尔夫去打电话。快！-我们得清理伤口。 - Yeah, Wilf's on the phone. Now! - We need to clean it.
我们得把他的裤子脱下来。 We need to take his trousers off.
好吧，伙计。我来做点事让你减轻点痛苦。 Alright pal. I'll give you something to ease the pain.
把他们TMD关到地下室去。 Breng dat stel naar de kelder.
把那给我。 Give me that!
嘿！你这愚蠢的笨蛋！ Hey! You dark bastard!
你……他妈的混蛋。 You ...fucking bastard.
他妈的……混蛋。 Fucking ... bastard.
别把那狗屎给我。 Don't give me that shit, what.
你！操他妈的周五。 You! And then fuck it up Fridays.
我再也不犯了。 I didn't do now.
不知道。你小子，你这个该死的恶棍。 Didn't do know. The book, you fucking scoundrel.
操，不犯什么？ What fucking not?
他自己摔倒的。他拿走了我的一头羊。 He did fell over. He got a life in something on my own.
他把它撕成两半。 He ripped them down both.
你说什么？ You what?
他还骂我们。 He even scold Bathius.
-然后他绊倒了，割伤了自己。-恩，他摔倒了。 - Then he tripped up and he cut himself. - Huh, he fell over.
-他不是好人！-你为什么不这么说？ - It won't grace! - Why didn't you say so?
无论如何，不能让他们离开这里。 Anyway, can't take them here.
把话放出去。开早场演出秀。免费入场。然后做煎肉皮。Put the word out. About an early show. Free admission. And then scrunchions.
好了。我希望这里一尘不染。拿他喂猪。 Right. I want this place spotless. Feed him to pigs.
-啊，他得有一吨重，爸爸。-那好，先剁碎了。 - Ah, he must weigh a ton, Dad. - Well, chop him up then!
拿着这个。 Take it.
解决问题。 Bring das in Ordnung.
-他妈的，这里太热了。-德怀特，求你了。 - Fucking hot in here. - Dwight, please.
-你他妈的做什么？-你TMD能不能闭嘴，德怀特。 - What the fuck did you do? - Will you shut the fuck up, Dwight!
啊，他们烧动物。大好人。它们是，然后放了他们。 Oh, they burning animals, Ray. They are, then set them free.
你TMD做好人。 You fucking do gooders.
你知道，你和你那被操的女朋友在搞什么温情，你知道这些的。 You know, you and your spark of a girlfriend are fucked, you know that.
别TMD吵了，德怀特！ For fuck sake, Dwight!
要是我们不能齐心协力，我们全部TMD要死在这里。 We are all going to fucking die if we don't stick together.
你听懂了没有，恩？ Do you understand me, eh?
想点办法！我们得出去！他们一会就会回来了。 Think of something! We've gotta get out of here! They're gonna come back.
啊，我想我能让大家出去。你们有没有锋利一点的东西。 Ah, I think I can get us out of here. Do you see something really sharp.
任何东西。这太粗了。 Anything. It's too thick.
要能插入锁里的。 It's gonna fit in the lock.
-蒂姆 -什么？ - Tim - What?
-你有没有办动法？-没有，我TMD没有。 - Have you got anything? - No! I fucking haven't.
接着想！ Think then!
-我有一个……-发卡。这是发卡。 - I have a ... - Perfect. That's perfect.
-加油！-要耐心。 - Come on! - Be patient.
-来吧，快点！-冷静。 - Come on, hurry! - Calm down.
-看着我，我会……-如果你想要我会戳一个巨人 ！ - Look at me. I'll ... - I'll poke a giant if you want!
-好了，冷静，好了。-加油！ - Okay calm down, it's okay. - Come on!
加油。 Come on.
好，那有几个女的。 Well, that's a lot ladies.
-要我说她们……-你也想要一个？ - Let's say it's their ... - Any one want this?
天哪！ God!
我听说今晚有演出秀。我能来吗？ I hear there's a show tonight. Can I come?
-不知道。没听说你，罗曼。-那你能问一下你父亲吗？ - Don't know. Can't hear you, Ron. - Will you ask your dad?
-我会问的。不过没保证。-你问了就行。我回头找你。 - I'll ask. No promises. - Okay you do that. I might see you later.
今晚？ Tonight?
麻烦你了。来吧，土鲁克西，我们可以看演出了。 Excuse me. Come on Turkish. We're going to a show.
神经病一个。 Verdammter Sicko.
来吧。
哪一个？ Which one?
求你了，我们不明白为什么你们这么做。你们要做什么？ Please, we don't understand why you're doing this. What's going on?
TMD发生什么了？我们什么也没做。 What the fuck is happening? We have not done anything.
-好了，亲爱的，好了。-求你让我们离开。 - Alright, love, alright. - Please let us just go.
-我不理解！-给我闭上你TMD的嘴！ - I don't understand! - Just shut your fucking cake hole!
你是想做下一个？这个行吗？你看怎么样，儿子？ Or do you want to be next? Is that it? What do you reckon, son?
-不，留她一会。她是……-不，停下。 - No, save her for a bit. She is ... - No. Stop.
操你妈！ Fuck off!
无论你想对我们做什么，求你让我们在一起，求你了，请不要打扰我们。 Whatever you want with us, please leave us alone, please. Please leave us alone.
萨姆！ Sam!
让我去，我说。 Let me go, I say.
萨姆！ Sam!
打开这该死的门！ Open this fucking door!
瑞伯！ Zeb!
他妈的！ Fuck!
快点。带他去谷仓。 Hurry up. Get him over to the barn.
我没有做错任何事！ I don't any wrong thing!
救命！来人啊。来个人帮帮我，求求你！ Help! Someone. Somebody come help me, please!
请放开我！让我走！ Get off me please! Let me go!
你做什么？该死的！ What are you doing? Damn it!
放开我！ Get off me!
我发誓，我不…… I swear, I won't...
你们要做什么？ How you guys doing?
他在做什么？ What's he doing?
你TMD疯了！ You're crazy fuck!
你父亲，他是最棒的。 Your father, he was best.
他懂得如何搞好演出秀。真正潇洒的演出。 He knew how to put on a show. Put real pizazz into it.
求你了，让我走。我不会告诉任何人的。只要让我走。 Please, let me go. I won't tell anyone. Just let me go.
你们都是什么毛病？ What is wrong with you?
狂欢，还有舞蹈。 The laughter. And dancing.
-我做的不错。-太乱了。 -I do a good job. -Too messy.
你个混蛋。 Talking of you bastard.
上帝啊。为什么不让我走？我操你们这些该死的混蛋。 Jesus. Why don't you let me go? You fucking ugly bastard!
瓦特，你们可以走了。 Watts, you can go.
你要做什么？ What you gonna do?
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
我会让你出名的，小伙子。 I'm going to make you famous, lad.
你有什么毛病？TMD疯子！ What's wrong with you? Fucking mad!
救命啊！ Help!
我需要帮助，救命！ I need help. Help!
让我告诉你所有的，在我醒来的时候…… Let me tell you all when I wake up this ...
日子过去，过去日子 Day by, bygone
他的国王走到外面，开始宣布 Went outside his king and started to stake a claim
日子过去，过去日子 Day by, bygone
拉下父亲的裤子，砍断他的腿…… Pulled down father's pants, and chopped off both his legs...
打开这该死的门！ Open this fucking door!
我操，操！ Oh fuck. Fuck!
噢，操！ Oh man!
你想我怎么办？他妈的怎么回事？ What do you want me doing? What the fuck is going on?
带走他的妻子，埋葬她的生命…… And took his gutsy wife and buried her alive...
日子过去，日子过去 Day by, day bygone.
给我准备第二场的衬衣，这件会沾上屎的。 Get my shirt ready for the second show. This one will be covered in shit.
日子过去，日子过去 Day by, day bygone.
哦，你们这些美丽的，漂亮的人们。除了你。Oh, you beautiful, beautiful people. Except for you.
你的脸，还是你的脖子是刚刚长大的吗？ It's not your face or your neck just grown up?
只是个玩笑。 Only joking.
不，但是认真的人啊，这是伟大的回归，带着所有熟悉的面孔。 No, but seriously folks, it's great to be back with all the familiar faces.
令人振奋的消息。 And exciting news.
一个小鸟告诉我，我们排满了一周的演出。 A little birdie tells me we've got shows lined up all week.
同样的时间，同样的地点，等等，等等。 Same time, same place, etcetera, etcetera.
所以，不用等待，演出开始。 So, without further ado, on with the show.
请留下我一个人！ Leave me alone, please!
你看到了鼻子。让我们看看什么能适合它。You see up in the nose. Let's see what can fit up there.
-混蛋！-冷静，蒂姆。 - Bastard! - Calm down, please Tim.
-我不能。-这TMD不行，伙计。 - I can't. - It's not gonna fucking work, mate.
这值得一试，是的，值得一试，伙计。 And it's worth a try, yeah. It's worth a try, mate.
噢，操，离开这里。 Oh, fuck out of here.
-别乱叫，求你了！-我们正试着TMD离开这里，凯特。 - Don't shout, please! - We gonna get the fuck out of here, Kate!
你们喜欢吗？ Do you like that?
非常感谢你们。 Thank you very much.
快行了，来吧，来吧。 Nearly got it. Come on. Come on.
来吧！ Come on!
一个给你，一个给我。 One for you. And one for me.
一个给你。 One for you.
一个给我。 And one for me.
-喂，威尔夫。-嘿，罗曼。 - Hello Wilf. - Hey Ron.
我听说今天有演出秀。我打赌那一定很挤。 I hear there is a show on today. I bet it's a good crowd?
啊，是有一些人。 Ahh, just a few.
没有多一点地方加个人吗？ Don't be enough room for one more, would there?
对不起，罗曼。 Sorry, Ron.
吉姆说了，他们带带你那操蛋的小老鼠玩。 Jim said, they don't take to your fucking little rat
是上次搞过之后说的。 after what happened the last time.
不会再发生了。我把那小东西放在家了。 It won't happen again. I've left the little fella at home.
别把这个小家伙当人，罗曼。 Don't take this personally, Ron.
现在，滚开。 Now, fuck off.
-只能二选一？-是的。 - Fork best there? - The best.
-那下次吧。-下次吧。 - Maybe next time. - Maybe next time.
好的。 Alright.
一个给你。 One for you.
一个给我。 And one for me.
救命！ Help!
闭嘴。好了，别说话。 Shut up. Okay, don't say anything.
门已经开了。现在等会，等会。 The door is open now. Wait now. Wait there.
好，这里看所有的人都看到了什么，嘿，嗯？ Well, what is there for all of you to see about, eh, eh?
现在不要走开，因为我们为即将到来的第二场设置了奖金。 Now don't go away, because we've got a bonus attraction coming over next.
特殊的房子。 The house special.
现在中场休息。 Right after this intermission.
我们会一直期待着。所以不要害羞。 We've been expecting requests. So don't be shy.
嘿，快去把另一个弄过来。 Hey, get another one now.
快去拿下一个，把那桶从你的头上拿下了。 Get the shit brother and get that bookey off your head.
嘿，你！ Hey, you!
快点，你们在等什么！跑！ Come on, what you waiting for! Go!
-德怀特！-德怀特！ - Dwight! - Dwight!
追！快！ Move! Run!
德怀特！ Dwight!
我靠！ What the fuck!
德怀特！快来！ Dwight! Come on!
TMD停下来！ Stay the fuck down!
德怀特！ Dwight!
来这里，你这个混蛋！ Come here you bastard!
凯特！ Kate!
我操！跑！ Fuck it! Go!
快来。 Come in.
不！ No!
凯特！快来！ Kate! Come on.
战斗！ Fighter!
停下来！ Stop it!
小姑娘来这里。来威利这里。 Come here little girl. Come to Wilsie.
德怀特！ Dwight!
凯特，过来！ Kate, come on!
见鬼去吧！ Go to hell!
德怀特！ Dwight!
-他们去哪边了？-去那边小路了。 - Where did they go? - They took the hook road.
-别把这个搞死。-什么？ - Don't get stabbed next. - What?
-别搞坏了那个。-尝尝这个。 - Don't worry about that. -Taste that.
把这屎送去我父亲那。我去追。 Get that shit to my father now. I clean up.
去抓其它的，小家伙。 Go get the others, piss.
把他们带回来。 Bring 'em back.
我们今晚TMD有好吃的了。 We gonna fucking eat well tonight.
继续跑，快点！ Keep coming! Come on!
-等一下！-快来！ - Stop! - Come on!
快点，我们得回小屋。 Come on, we gotta get back to the cottage.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
-注意路面。-恩。-快。 - Watch you step. - Yeah. - Come on!
快点，科尔。到了闪亮登场的时候了。 Come on, Cole. It's about timing in that light next.
给他带上假发。 Get the wig on him.
众矢之的。 Aunt Sally.
你们准备好了吗？快来。 You ready? Away then.
先生们，女士们，还有安格斯。 Gentlemen, ladies, and Angus.
你们已经品尝了第一道菜，但那与主菜相比，就是个狗屁。 You have had your first course, but that was shite compared to the main attraction.
我给你们推荐无耻的，最下流的…… I give you the not quite right, most dishonourable ...
……费舍尔和他那令人惊骇的，肮脏的大桶。 ... Fisher and his astounding dirty vessels.
-我没有钥匙。-啊？ - I haven't got the keys. - Huh?
-我没有钥匙。-找另一把钥匙。 - I haven't got the keys. - Then bring me some other keys.
我TMD没拿包，我没有钥匙。 I'm fucking not giving the bag. I haven't got the keys.
-你说钥匙在TMD包里。-这不是我的错。 - Which means it's inside the fucking bag. - It's not my fault.
我的老天！ Oh my God!
闭嘴萨姆，他妈的。 Shut up Sam, for fuck sake!
-我们怎么办？-我操他妈的。 - What we gonna do? - We're fucked!
走。 Move!
快开门！ Open the door!
-加油，蒂姆。加油。-我在试。 - Come on, Tim. Come on. - I'm trying!
-快点！-着！ - Hurry up! - Run!
快点！快点！走！ Come on! Come on! Go!
-快。-我操这该死的地方，蒂姆。 - Come on. - Fuck it here, Tim.
我的天哪！ Oh my God!
-我操！-停下来！ - Oh fuck! - Stay down!
靠！ Fuck!
下流的！下流的！…… Dirty! Dirty! ....
下流的！下流的！下流的！…… Dirty! Dirty, dirty, ...
欢迎，女士们，先生们。 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
欢迎来特殊秀，这是极度下流的。Welcome to a special show that is ultimately dirty.
不过首先，为了健康和安全。 But first, a little word about health and safety.
你们全部都有了护目镜。现在我让你们把它放到你的眼睛上。 You've all got your goggles. I want you all to put them on now like your eyes.
很好，很好。 Fine. That's good.
让我们打爆他们，宝贝，好不好？ Let's crack 'em, baby, shall we?
让我们看看这个老姑娘还能用不能用。 Let's see if the old girl still works.
好了。谁想要这个，伙计？你还是你的骡子？ Right then. Who wants this hookah, man? You or your mule?
你怎么样，先生？这个给你？ What about you, sir? This hook you?
噢，今天有人做坏事了吗？ Ooh, did someone do a rotten today?
还有什么？坚持你的屁股？ What is there lallu? Stick you over the arse?
噢，你是下流的，是不啊，对不对？ Ooh, you're dirty, aren't ya. Alright ya?
说“对”下流的姑娘。 Say "aye" dirty girl.
-嘿，哪一个想要吃屎？-他想！ - Heh. Who wants this up them ass? - He wants!
-谁要吃屎？-他要！ - Who dude? - He wants!
-谁要吃屎？-他要！ - Who dude? - He wants.
这里有个年经漂亮的小伙子，啊！ This pretty young fella here then, ah!
你们这些该死的野兽！我操你们！我操你妹！ Your fucking animals! Fuck you! You cunts!
-恩，你有一个肮脏的嘴，恩？ -我操你！ - Well, you've got a dirty mouth, eh? - Fuck you!
-噢，我会很快让你爽的。-我操你妈！ - Oh, I'll soon sort you out. - Fuck you!
来吧，离开你们的座位。 Come on, maybe out of your seats.
我们现在不想找麻烦，是不是？ We don't want no more trouble now, do we?
不！停下！ No! Stop it!
哦,我能闻到丫。 Oh, I can smell ya.
现在，是吗？ Now, won't we?
我警告你们！ I warning you!
你们都会在屎里的，就像你们的同伴一样。现在给我出来。 You'll be in shit like your main partner. Now come on out!
我会抓到你的，我发誓。我会抓住你的。 I'll be having ya. I swear. I'll be having ya.
噢，鼻屎！ Oh booger!
下车，把它推开！ Get out, push him off!
我操！我的老天！ Oh fuck! Oh Jesus!
-这TMD的卡住了。=好了，来，1，2，3.推! - It's fucking stuck. - Alright, going 1, 2, 3. Push!
再来一次！1，2，3，推！ again!1,2,3,push!
加油。快！ Come on. Quick!
你们完蛋了。 Your loose.
我现在不得不做。 I don't now we do you with.
来吧！ Come on!
快点！ Quick!
-他在哪里？-谁？ - Where is he then? - Who?
谁！你个愚蠢的笨蛋，格瑞斯。他在哪里？ Who! You lumpy stupid, Gris. Where is he?
他去追其它人了。别担心，他带着枪的。 He went after the others. Don't worry, he's got his gun, though.
追谁去了？ Going after who?
外来的人。他们跑出来了，向那边跑了。 Outsiders. When they got away and went off beyond.
我操你的，为什么不告诉我？ For fuck sake, why didn't you tell me?
他不想中断演出。他还带着枪呢。 He didn't want to stop the show. But he's got his gun, though.
-操，爆成碎片了。它一定是……-滚开！ - Fucking, cracking powder. It must be ... - Fuck off!
别对我，吉姆！ Sue me, Jim!
见鬼！雷恩，你过去看一眼，他来掩护。 Hell! Wren, get moving your udder, give him your Podge.
-那没人。-好，我们有事做了，伙计们。 - There is nobody there. - Right. We've got work to do, lads.
他们跑不远的。周围至少有20个陷阱。 They won't get far. Twenty traps laid around these parts.
-他们不能离开。-他们不可能做到。 - They won't leave. - They never do.
嘿！我们他妈的去哪里？ Hey! Where the fuck are we going?
-我们得回小屋去。-不！我们不能回去。 - We're going back to the cottage. - No! We're not going back.
这里我们什么也做不了，萨姆，我们得回去。 There's nothing else we can do, Sam. We've got to go back.
凯特，对不起。但我只是想。 Kate, I'm sorry. But I just meant to.
恩，也许他们也会这么想的。 Well, maybe that's what they'll think.
我们需要地图，我们需要电话。我们需要告诉别人我们在哪。 We need the maps and we need the phones. We need to tell someone where we are.
你能带我们离开这里吗，好吗？ Can you just get us out of here, please?
萨姆，那就是我想要去做的。 Sam, that's what I'm trying to do.
来吧！ Come on!
好了，听我的。我们运作得快点。 Alright, listen to me. We need to be quick.
我们得找到电话和地图。 We need to look for the phones and the map.
它们就藏在这里。我不知道杰夫把它们放哪了。 They are in here somewhere. I don't know where Jeff put them.
我们得四处去找，好吧。我先去检查所有的楼梯。 I need to look everywhere, okay. I'm going to check all the stairs.
听着，萨姆，你在这找……我去厨房找，好吗？ Look, Sam here, you can ... I'm gonna check the kitchen, okay?
电话在哪里，杰夫？ Where are all the phones, Jeff?
找到地图了，你们找到电话了吗？ Got the maps, did you find the phones?
没找到，凯特。我们找遍了。那个房间是什么？ They're not in any, Kate. We looked everywhere. What's in that room?
那个房间从我们来这时就一直锁着的，蒂姆。 That room's have been fucking locked since we got here, Tim!
它们在这的。 They are here.
我知道它们一定在的，因为杰夫把它们放在一个包里，藏在某个地方了。 I know they're in because Jeff put them in a bag and hid them somewhere.
我们找得不对。 Now we're not looking properly.
-你们在餐厅找过了吗？-一直在找。 - Did you try the dining room? - Just long in that.
好，我们再找一遍，我操。 Well, let's look again, shall we! Fuck it!
-我什么也找不到！-凯特！我们很害怕！ - I can't find anything! - Kate! We're scared!
我们不能像其它人一样被抓到，我们怎么办？ We can't be able to get caught like the others, do we?
我也害怕，蒂姆！我很害怕，害怕，害怕！ I'm scared, Tim! I'm scared, scared, scared!
我们得打电话叫警察，我们得告诉其它人我们在这里。 We need to phone the police, we need to tell somebody that we're here.
他们正在冲我们来，他们有枪。 They're coming for us. They've got guns.
要不，我们全得死。你们明白吗？ Otherwise, we're dead. Do you understand?
为什么我们不现在就走？凯特，求你了。我们已经有地图了。 Why don't we just go now? Kate, please. We've got the maps.
听着，我去外面的谷仓看一下。 Listen. I'm going to check outside in the barn.
你们查看地图，看看我们在哪里。 You need to look at the map and see where we are.
我一会就回来。 I'll be back in a second and join the family.
晚安。 Good evening.
我猜这是我的首战告捷。 I reckon my first blood lads.
耶。如果我走，它就飞飞。 Yeah. And it will be fi fy if I go.
凯特！ Kate!
好，下次我们去北方，他们说他们想去…… Well, next we've got the north, they said they want to go...
如果我走它就飞飞 Fi fy if I go.
他们脱下父亲的衬衣，然后砍断了他的腿…… They pulled down father's checks, and chopped off all his legs...
妈的！ shit!
如果我走它就飞飞 Fi fy if I go.
他们抓住他那肮脏的妻子，然后埋葬她的生命…… They took his dirty wife, and buried her alive...
如果我走它就飞飞 Fi fy if I go.
他妈的！Fuck!
他们抓住所有肮脏的孩子，然后把他们全部喂了猪…… They took all dirty kids, and fed them to the pigs ...
如果我走它就飞飞 Fi fy if I go.
狗屎！ Shit!
他妈的！ Fuck!
妈的！ Shit!
凯特，我们需要更多的子弹。 Kate, we need more bullets.
凯特！ Kate!
我们需要更多的子弹！ we need more bullets.
-子弹在哪里？-他们在这里。 - Where are they? - They're in there.
罗曼，我们现在需要军火。 Ron, we need ammunition up here, now.
-给你，吉姆。-换给他。 - Here you are, Jim. - Swap with him.
拉茨，现在跟着我。 Rats, with me, now.
-向前走。-什么？ - Alright go on. - What?
-我会给你半打啤酒的。-那好吧。 - I'll get you half a dozen pints in. - Alright!
继续，小伙子。 Go on, lad.
-哦！看起来很疼。-别，求你了。 - Oh! That looks painful. - No, please.
操你妈！ Fuck you!
见鬼！ Blasted!
吉姆，救救我。 Jim, help me.
让他走。 Let if out.
你抓住了我们的把柄。你现在想怎么做，恩？ You got us by our knockers. What are you gonna do now, eh?
我们人很多，方圆数英里。你们没人，也不在附近。 There's a lot of us. For miles around. Not many of you, not around here.
就算你扣动了板机，你也不能取得胜利。 You won't make a blime if you ever give a pull that trigger.
就算你放掉他，他也不会相信他。平静下来，笨蛋。 He won't miss him if you blow him off. Quiet dope.
为什么要为像他这样的小人浪费子弹呢？Why waste your rounds on tittlers like him?
你什么时候偷听到这里像他这样的美人喜欢我的，哎？ When you could be bugging where have him beauties like me, eh?
好了。我要你别动，萨姆。 That's good. I need you to stay still, Sam.
别动，别动。 Be still, be still.
-一会就好。来吧-还有多少？ - It's gonna be alright. Come on. - How many more?
还有一个。 Keep one.
就这个了！好了。 That's it! That's all.
-谢谢你。-没事。 - Thank you. - That's alright.
你没事的。 You're okay.
没事了，好了。 It's okay. It's alright.
我知道。 I know.
-关心他。一路走好。-我打赌。 -- Look after him. What a way to go. - I'll bet.
可怜的老拉茨。遭受了有记录来最快的短命。 Poor old Rats. Quickest too short lungs suffered down in records.
嘿！过来，你们这些肮脏的杂种！过来！ Hey! Come on, you dirty bastards! Come on!
5英镑赌跑40码。 5 along 40 yards.
来吧！ Come on!
10英磅赌跑50码。 10 on 50.
好，赌了。 Right, play on.
来吧，操你的混蛋。 Come on, you fuckers!
来吧！ Come on!
来吧。 Come on.
哦，我操！我操！ Oh fuck! Fuck!
好吧，你赢了，混蛋。1条腿再跑15码。加倍或清零。 Well, you jummy bastard. 1 leg another 15 yards. Double or nought.
-一条腿？-对。 - 1 leg? - Right.
-你，你是对的，对吗？-噢，胖子，这是最后一个。 - You, are you alright, are you? - Oh yeah Podge, it's that last break.
-让她失去什么？-腿。我要只一条。 - What if she loses? - Leg. Only one mine.
把它翻过来。加油。 Let's get it over. Come on.
好了。It's alright.
没事了。 You're okay.
不！停下！操你妈！ No! Stop! Fuck!
干得不错，胖子。 Glad you're on, Podge.
-你可知道我说的。-是的，她是精力充沛的。 - You might know what I told ya. - Yeah, she's proper feisty that one.
她开始了。加油，小姑娘。 There she goes. Come on, lass.
-他们在做什么？-我不知道。 - What are they doing? - I don't know.
我带着金子弹离开这里。 I'm leaving with a golden bullet left here.
我去试试另一个房间。 I'm going to try that other room.
呆在这盯着，好吗。我一会就好。 Stay and keep watch, okay. It's going to be alright.
蒂姆。 Tim.
加油！ Come on!
萨姆！这有个向下的楼梯，可以去地窖。 Sam! There is a staircase down here, leading down to the cellar.
我下去看看。你呆在这盯着。 But I'm going to check it out alright. Stay there and keep watch.
为什么呢？ Why?
亲爱的主啊，谁在天堂，谁在地狱。 Dear Lord, who art in heaven, and hell.
你让他们的妈妈担心。 You had their momma worried.
他是个好小子，好牛仔。内心深处，他是个好人。 He was right little shit hole, man bull. Deep down he was a good man.
爱他的和平。 Loved his greens.
他们说那些蔬菜。 All they said these vegetables.
你记得那天……奶酪坚果。带着没有黄油的花椰菜… You remember the day .... cheese nuts. Being bowl of broccoli no butter ...
他是特别的。
你是我的儿子。 You are my son.
阿门。 Amen.
蒂姆！ Tim!
时间到了，吉姆。- 好吧，好吧。
你赢了。我会给你的。
让我们来结束吧，大伙都饿了。
-漂亮，吉姆。- 胖子，把她弄到厨房去。
萨姆，这是答案。 Sam. There's answers.
那些是油和酒。These fucking galleys are booze and vodka.
看，我说这些是指，我可让它着火。 Look, the point I'm getting at is, I'll call store.dot.lights.
那是消防出口，我有经验。 It's the fire exits. I got privity here.
听着。我们不想瑞麻烦了，好吗？ Look. We don't want any more trouble okay?
我很快证明这一点。 Nor I. Prove it.
很好。 Well.
格雷格，进去里面。 Greg, come over here.
你好了没？我非常好。 You all right? I'm pretty good.
怎么样？ Well?
安全，吉姆。 It's safe, Jim.
-你发现了这个。-小伙子，这会很好的。 - You found it. - Away, lads. It'll be alright.
他们从这下去了。格雷格，你先下。 They are down here. Greg, on with you.
什么该死的东西在这下面？ What the bloody hell has been going on down here?
呆在那，别过来。 Stay there. No closer.
你TMD别动！ Don't you dare fucking move!
小心，孩子。这么多碎玻璃。你会割伤自己的。 Careful, son. A lot of broken glass. You'll cut yourself.
把武器放下。 Put your weapons down.
在这下面会有一个聚会，是不？ Been having a bit of a shindig down here, don't ya?
不是我。聚会就要开始了。 Not me. The party just beginning.
现在放下武器。 Now put your weapons down.
胖子，放下，放下。 Podge, put it down. Put it down.
我知道你们都在想什么。我是不是要自杀？ I know what you all are thinking. Would I kill myself?
我不知道。你会吗？ I don't know. Would you?
你懂得如何赌一把？ You know how they gamble?
好吧，我们最近丢了一点点东西。 Well, we lost a little bit shape lately.
是吗？不过是更他妈的更坏的吧。 Yeah? But its about to get more fucking worse.
到了发热的时候了。 Time to turn on the heat.
-哦，我操！-你很冷吗，小子？ - Oh fuck! - You're cold lad?
我不明白。酒精可以燃烧的。 I don't understand me. Alcohol should burn.
不，不，不。那不过是稀释的尿而已，小子。 No. No, no. That's watered down piss, lad.
不用把它给我的太太，上帝会拯救它的灵魂。 Wouldn't give it to me missus, God rest her soul.
我们在这里造啤酒的，欢迎品尝。 We make a good brew bucket in the mill up there. Ain't it a treat.
我操！来吧！ Fuck! Come on!
去吧，胖子。 Get on, Podge.
来吧，孩子，让我们把这些全部解决了吧。 Come on son, let's get this sorted out.
操你妈的！操你妈的，杂种！ Fuck you! Fuck you, cunt!
我操！不！不！ Fucker! No! No!
不！求你了！ No! Please!
-那会怎么样？-我最喜欢的陷阱。机会均等。 - What are the odds? - The trap's favourite. Evens.
掉陷阱，3对1。绊脚器，7对1。 Pit 3 to 1. Tripwire, 7 to 1.
我的在外面。15对1。 My mine's outsider. 15 to 1.
-我赌地雷，10比1。-你又要输了，吉姆。 - 10 on land mine. - You throwing it away again, Jim.
不！不！ No! No!
你个幸运的混蛋。 your lucking bugger.
这是我的幸运时刻。 About the time me luck changed.
-噢，喝酒去？-没问题！ - Oh well. A pint? - Alright!
让我告诉你，命运已降临…… Let me tell thee all, the fate that did befall...
飞啊，飞啊，走。 Fi fy fi fy go.
当外人来到时，想要来霸占…… When outsiders came and tried to stake a claim ...
飞啊，飞啊，走。 Fi fy fi fy go.